Marriage according to kids

HOW  DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)


You got to  find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides       it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen,       age 10


2. WHAT IS THE  RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three   is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by  then..
-- Camille,       age 10


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might  have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick,       age 8


4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't  want any more kids.
-- Lori, age  8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are  for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette,       age 8

6. On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them  interested enough to go for a second  date.
-- Martin,       age 10


7. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When  they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 ( Love her )

8. The  law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt,       age 7

9. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard,       age 8


10. IS IT BETTER TO  BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's  better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean  up after them.
-- Anita,       age 9 (bless you  child )


11. HOW WOULD THE   WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET  MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin,       age 8

And       the #1 Favorite is .......


12. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky,       age  10